The Church Of Christian Kindness is making an appeal to all members to consider allowing their unwanted and unneeded children to be adopted by the Church for the purpose of spiritual training.
As humanity progresses, attendance in the Church Of Christian Kindness is declining. Our estimates indicate that in 30 years, there will not be enough members of the church left to make continuation worthwhile. However, with an infusion of young children today, we can forestall this event and ensure the future of COCK for the next 100 years.
We are offering the following payment scale for children:
We are able to accept children in any quantity, but current church regulations demand that the donor or retailer must be a member of the Church Of Christian Kindness. Premiums will be paid for rare children such as midgets and albinos.
Contact your local Pastor or Deacon for more information.